Jokes

Ahh jokes.. lame or not, old or new.. there will always be jokes for as long as we live
Honestly the lamest of the lame when it comes to lame jokes has gotta be malay jokes
Maybe it's jst me or it's jst i don't like the slang bt i find malay jokes not funny at all
It's all so freaking lame like macho chickens and something like that
Bt i did find something really dumb


Seorang wanita dalam usia awal 40an datang berjumpa doktor dengan wajah yang muram durja seraya berkata, "suami saya begitu dingin sejak akhir-akhir ini.., saya perlukan pertolongan dari tuan".

"Kenapa puan tidak mencuba viagra ?, ia suatu penemuan hebat di abad ini!" ujar doktor tersebut.

"Ok,.. saya akan cuba.." kata wanita tersebut sambil berlalu.

Keesokan harinya datang lagi wanita tersebut dengan muka yang merah padam berjumpa doktor tersebut sambil berkata "sungguh memalukan!..sungguh memalukan!".

Sambil terkejut doktor itu berkata "..kenapa, tak berkesankah?"

"Oh tidak tuan doktor, kesannya amat semerta.. sambil minum petang semalam, saya ikut nasihat doktor.. setelah menghabiskan minuman, mukanya bertukar menjadi merah, terus menghumbankan semua isi meja ke lantai, merentap skirt saya dan mem..bla..bla..bla.. di atas meja makan itu juga !. ianya berlangsung hampir satu jam dan ini permainan yang paling hebat pernah saya rasa sejak 20 tahun lalu ..!".

"Habis.. apa masalahnya?" tanya doktor kehairanan.

"Yelah.. mana saya nak letak muka dengan ibu, ayah, mertua, anak-anak dan pembantu rumah saya !!! kami sedang minum petang bersama-sama !!.


See fion leave it to me to find bullshit like this
An eye for an eye so i got this frm fion


Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour?” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!


yeah yeah that's my goon goon =X
still vry high since yesterday