Cursed??

This exam SUCKS!!
It's a real heartbreaker cause evrytime i get good marks for 1 paper, the next will SUCK
Something like this:

Day 1~~ English 86/Sejarah 50
Day 2~~ Maths 73/Chemistry 95/Add maths 10 D:!
Day 3~~ BM 84/Physics 58

Wanna cry bt no tears, heart wanna break bt cant break.. so do what?? nothing loh
Now left bio and moral
Moral no need say wednesday sure wont get
Bio on friday

Lmao

they say that a picture has many meanings.. well look at the pic and you'll know what it means

Gay lah most of the students in 4c hates me cause of some dumbass paper
Yes steph i know you hate me :D

There are two things i learnt today~~
1) Cik mastina thinks steph and i are/were a couple
(never was and never will.. one of the few things steph and i can actually agree on)
2) Whatever we can do today.. can be done next week
(the motto of our "excellent" moral teacher)

moral of the story~~
1) Pictures have alot of meanings.. so when a person has a picture of you.. DONT THINK NEGATIVE

2) Being friends with steph has alot of disadvantages
3) Being high has TOO MANY advantages

FLUFFY~~!!

random title.. high again
eh who cares?

josh : today is gonna be a nice day cause it's not gonna rain

what's the result?? RAIN THE WHOLE DAY (puchong area.. dunno bout ur place)

got english today
Highest : 86

oh how ironic.. 3 ppl got highest and the 3 ppl sat together at that time too

josh : you PITY MARK go away!!
me : =.=

1st day~~

1st day of exam~~

BM, ENGLISH AND HISTORY

For BM~~
Josh : Aiya i flunk my BM
Me : Why the questions so easy 1?? Bt then when i answer i know got wrong already

For english~~
Josh : The paper so easy lah close eye also can do
Me : Uhh.. why am i doing this again?? To prove i'm smarter than a std 5 student??
Phil : 1 question frm sonnet 18 i answer the grass is green and the sun is bright therefore we cannot look up to the sky

Epic answer phil.. nobody could have thought of that except you

For HISTORY~~
Josh : Sejarah FAIL
Steph : *shows thumbs up and smiles* good hoh??
Tat Wyng : Sejarah easier than BM lah
Me : No need say sure fail 1


Tomorrow add maths and modern maths..
Aaron : Aiya tomorrow i slowly kill all.. KILL ALL THE DISABLED PEOPLE

Earth Hour 2009

He bullshitted alot.. bt he's still doing it
WILL YOU??

VOTE EARTH

THIS IS THE WORLD’S FIRST GLOBAL ELECTION, BETWEEN EARTH AND GLOBAL WARMING.
On March 28 you can VOTE EARTH by switching off your lights for one hour. Or you can vote global warming by leaving your lights on.
The results of the election are being presented at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009. We want one billion votes for Earth, to tell world leaders that we have to take action against global warming.


I'm doing it.. WILL YOU??

Jokes

Ahh jokes.. lame or not, old or new.. there will always be jokes for as long as we live
Honestly the lamest of the lame when it comes to lame jokes has gotta be malay jokes
Maybe it's jst me or it's jst i don't like the slang bt i find malay jokes not funny at all
It's all so freaking lame like macho chickens and something like that
Bt i did find something really dumb


Seorang wanita dalam usia awal 40an datang berjumpa doktor dengan wajah yang muram durja seraya berkata, "suami saya begitu dingin sejak akhir-akhir ini.., saya perlukan pertolongan dari tuan".

"Kenapa puan tidak mencuba viagra ?, ia suatu penemuan hebat di abad ini!" ujar doktor tersebut.

"Ok,.. saya akan cuba.." kata wanita tersebut sambil berlalu.

Keesokan harinya datang lagi wanita tersebut dengan muka yang merah padam berjumpa doktor tersebut sambil berkata "sungguh memalukan!..sungguh memalukan!".

Sambil terkejut doktor itu berkata "..kenapa, tak berkesankah?"

"Oh tidak tuan doktor, kesannya amat semerta.. sambil minum petang semalam, saya ikut nasihat doktor.. setelah menghabiskan minuman, mukanya bertukar menjadi merah, terus menghumbankan semua isi meja ke lantai, merentap skirt saya dan mem..bla..bla..bla.. di atas meja makan itu juga !. ianya berlangsung hampir satu jam dan ini permainan yang paling hebat pernah saya rasa sejak 20 tahun lalu ..!".

"Habis.. apa masalahnya?" tanya doktor kehairanan.

"Yelah.. mana saya nak letak muka dengan ibu, ayah, mertua, anak-anak dan pembantu rumah saya !!! kami sedang minum petang bersama-sama !!.


See fion leave it to me to find bullshit like this
An eye for an eye so i got this frm fion


Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour?” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!


yeah yeah that's my goon goon =X
still vry high since yesterday

What we did today

Huhu woke up at 6.40.. recieved a call frm zhexin at 7.20
Changed the game from 8 to 9 cause it was raining
Wong most pro.. the fella 7.20 reached court.. MBS COURT
Everyone frm SBS came.. we were waiting for MBS so we played among ourselves as a warm up
LamPu came!! God knows why he came. 5 mins in the warm up game he said he sprain his hand
When MBS came we started our match and asked him to count time
Whenever we ask him got count time or not he said got
Honestly he looks like he's watching PORN other than counting time
At half time LamPu say he go "eat" bt looked more like he went to cc =.=
LamPu you tada computer at home kah? Got right? Then why come at all? Might as well stay home and not come =.=
Eh no worries his presense was not felt anyways

FINAL SCORE
SBS 38 - 30 MBS

SBS won.. we own =X

Wahai sayangku yang cantik seperti bunga dan suci manalah kau?? Saya rindu akan engkau =X
I think i can hear someone shouting COLD!!
Anyway you asked me to call you at 2pm bt no answer.. call at 3pm oso dont have
Where are you?? I miss you.. okay okay sudah high high sry sry

High High XD

Aih yesterday was a strange day...
Got SUPER HIGH and did alot of stupid stuff

Q : What is the most random thing a person to do when he's high?
A : Call someone he knows for 5/6 years darling

Ahh thank God she understands that i was high if not i would DIE on the spot
Like this scenario:

Lch : 3 words 8 letters.. starts with I ends with U
Steph : Fuck you!!

Ahh steph's favourite words.. Truely an epic

Phobia

Everybody has phobias.. It could be:
Phobia on bugs
Phobia on closed areas
Phobia on crowds
Phobia on Steph =X
and phobia on girls???

As for me.. last 2 phobias are mine (yes yes i know i'm lame)
And no my phobia on girls didn't start frm her

Gotta admit.. both of them combined makes it scary

Ah anyway phobia on girls only starts when i play sports AGAINST GIRLS

Especially ball games. Why??

Hmm.. lets jst say there are some actions which are forbidden to do on girls bt okay on guys. Already had bad experience on this.. jst ask josh

Irony

Ohh the irony
Josh's favourite word :D

Dad : If you're good at physics you should be good in add maths too cause they're related
Josh : I love add maths bt i hate physics
Aaron : 5 hours of add maths of add maths won't sleep bt 1 hour of physics makes me wanna sleep

=.= add maths related to physics kah??
gotta agree on 1 thing though
my add maths tuition teacher is married to my physics tuition teacher =X
truely an example of add maths is related to physics

Tuesday Blues

Ahh Tuesday..
God i hate tuesdays!! Just ask any1 frm 4C. Believe me they would say they hate tuesdays
Why?? Well for starters we have PHYSICS, BIOLOGY AND CHEMISTRY!!! So yeah how can u possibly survive 1 whole day going to 3 different labs?? (which btw is at 3 different floors)
Well anywayz gotta go need to find sajak bout dadah =.=
See ya!!

Camp

Before I start:-
Hope ur back is okay Fion
Thx Samuel for the pics
and thx guys for not KILLING phone

FIRST DAY

Reached school at 5 something with sam, met tat wyng, kah chun and lam lam
Then we went into library to register
Wanna know what we learnt at the camp??
Nah

0.o showing what han chung??

Fion's monkey WeeWee XD

Fion with 2 "ghosts"

(Don't ask how i got this shot.. only God knows)

Tiara, Pak Kee and Tat Wyng

No explanation needed XD

Then we listened to taklimat blah blah yada yada
Once finished, we were gonna sleep until something caught our eyes..

me: han chung u wearing ur boxers to sleep arh?

hc: no lah not boxers it's shorts lah

(Honestly i think it's boxers.. flowery one XD)

SECOND DAY

Woke up 5.10, was dam bloody cold cause slept in library with 2 air-con blowing at me =.=
Ah well at least got kah chun for company

Subassh and Kah Chun

Pak Kee, Subassh, Kah Chun and Lam

(Lam wanna counter?? I don't think so)

Melvin, Han Chung and Samuel

Tat Wyng.. dam blur

Hoi got leng lui nvr tell me??!! =X

0.o Pak Kee buat apa dgn Sharon??

Then bus came and so we left for dusun eko resort

Wanted to save battery cause SOMEBODY forgot to bring charger and SOME GUYS played with my phone until 23% left

Ahh nvm we jst crapped alot anyway

Reached there and took the keys to our "chalet"

Shared room with Pak Kee, Erwin and Fadzrul

Then we did an OBSTACLE COURSE

Was vry FUN cause there was 1 part that we needed 2 crawl on mud.. vry dirty though bt who cares??

At night, did activities in a group

Was in same group with Fion, Yan Xin and Erwin and some other ppl which i forgot their names (sry ya)

Needed to do a sketsa which also means short drama (or something like that)

Plan was like this:

Theme : PSS (so obvious)

No. of ppl performing : 8

PSS ppl : 4

Witness : 1

Probates : 2

Teacher : 1

4+1+2+1=8 :D

oh btw the teacher was the first ever lala gay teacher.. yes u heard me FIRST EVER LALA GAY TEACHER so don't ask who acted this dumbass character cause u would probably know the answer anyway.

Should have seen the look on En. Nik's face when he saw the "teacher" holding fion's bag (the white 1 that looks a little lala).. PRICELESS

Too bad teacher took away all the cameras and handphones so i can't show it to you

Ate supper cause was SUPER HIGH and hardly ate. Slept at around 12 something.

THIRD DAY (FINAL DAY)

Woke up at 6.. on fan and felt so cold so we off the fan almost immediatly.

(And i actually woke up at 1 point complainig it was so dam hot)

IT WAS SO DAMN FREEZING COLD until my bottle actually felt like it jst came out frm the fridge.
Went jungle tracking on a hill.. took God knows how long jst 2 reach the "point" of the hill cause someone complained that they can't go any longer =.=

Stayed there for awhile doing dumbass things like answering teka-teki and some other stupid things. Pak Kee got FIRST BLOOD.. leech went through his sock

Then we went down the hill.. took so damn bloody long.. wait i don't think u get how long, it was this LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGG

until 1 dumbass guide threaten us to cut us.

My message to that guide:

YOU ARE WELCOMED TO CUT OUR LINE IF U CAN BT GUESS WHAT?? U CAN'T SO SHUT UR DAMN BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE IT GETS BLOODY BY "ACCIDENT"

Oh and our school broke the record for the LONGEST time taken to finish the whole thing.. 4 hours.. give urself a clap =X

Changed and got onto the bus.

Everyone was tired so i took this opportunity and took pics of them sleeping with sam's camera

This guy was the first to sleep

Pity him.. So tired until sleep like that

Ahahaha Fion yes that's you Fion that's YOU

None was shown mercy.. see got teachers' sleeping pics

Reached school at 3 something than came home

Test Test

Hoho test test only.. if can see and can work only will start blogging soon

WARNING TO ALL this blog may contain alot of crap

so just bear with me and as i will TRY to do whatever i can to decrease the amount of crap. Until then, chiaoz