Randommm~~

18PL
The post ur about to see might offend u
So if you're easily offended, DONT READ THIS POST
And it's freakishly long bt jst bare with it
The randomness of we ppl (watch philip go) :

Part 1

[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
sumone celebrate labour day?
Joshua says:
philip
PhilipLee. says:
lol
Tat Wyng says:
*New Year early laaaa this year*
Joshua says:
wad happen
if
PhilipLee. says:
?
you shout fuck/'
lol
Joshua says:
your girlfren
PhilipLee. says:
?
Joshua says:
invite u
Tat Wyng says:
LOL
PhilipLee. says:
uh huh
Joshua says:
to
her room
= =

Part 2

Joshua says:
we are
sad
miserable
depressed
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
everyone seems so hyper
Joshua says:
gay
SINGLE
people
-.-
Tat Wyng says:
ouch
Joshua says:
WE ARE SINGLE
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! {Diabetes~??} says:
how bout virgins?
Joshua says:
DAMMIT
Tat Wyng says:
that hurt
PhilipLee. says:
bio until chpt what ?
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! {Diabetes~??} says:
4
PhilipLee. says:
we're singe
single
we 5 single guys with dicks that doesen't function

Part 3

PhilipLee. says:
why i so random
-.-
Joshua says:
no
4
1 functions
me
;D
PhilipLee. says:
hahaha
fine
get out
Tat Wyng says:
LOL
PhilipLee. says:
get out
shooo
this is the mandul clan
the UTEC
Joshua says:
LOL
Tat Wyng says:
WHO SAY NO FUNCTION
PhilipLee. says:
Unable To Erect Clan

Part 4

PhilipLee. says:
@_@
the mpd
Multi Purpose Dick. I think their dad saw what I wrote
HAHAHAHAHA
Tat Wyng says:
LOL

Part 5

[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
josh.. wan show e penis here?
Joshua says:
show la
LOL
Tat Wyng says:
dick got what other purpose
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
Based on my uptime, my e-Penis is 14.873000000000001 inches (37.777420000000006 cm) erect! My largest erection ever was 15.828000000000001 inches (40.203120000000005 cm)!
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! {Diabetes~??} says:
wtf?
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
=)
Tat Wyng says:
true data my pk
by*
record down

Part 6

PhilipLee. says:
...
hurts
just so much
Joshua says:
speechless leh
heheh
PhilipLee. says:
ibarat dicucuk 100cucuk satay
Tat Wyng says:
why satay
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
random

Conclusion~~ randomness owns

Prom Night??!!

Nono not yet =.=
What is prom night??
It's kinda like a ball where you take a girl with you and have fun
Okay i admit i dunno.. Never been to one
Oh shattap at least i know SOMETHING about it

Aaron : Hey what is prom night arh?
Me : It's like a ball where you take a girl and have fun
Aaron : Yerr mst do the "thing" arh?
Me : No lah
Aaron : Cannot go alone arh?
Me : No lah
Aaron : Can i bring wye toong??
Me : Girl lah my friend girl

(5 mins later)

Aaron : Hey prom night can bring parents arh?
Me : Hahahahaha

Yes ppl Aaron may be a straight A student
Bt his general knowledge is frigging low

Aaron Tan : Achievers~!!

Lmao as seen in the title, it's hari anugerah cemerlang

Dad : Ei tomorrow u wake up like school day okay?
Me : Oh

So i did.. woke up at 5.30 am and i realised my dad was still sleeping
Then my mom said we leaving at 6.45
=.=

Then blah blah blah nothing important

FINAL PERFORMANCE = me blasting my ears with guitar solo :D
dad told me they werent that nice


Yan Xin.. why the hell u DIGI???
wanna do prank call oso cant scare $$ fly away

We Believe~~??

There was once a saying that evry person is special in their own way
This is what i call special ability
Which also means i believe in this statement
Why??
No idea.. maybe cause of my imagination.. and ghost rider.. D:

Examples of people with special abilities:
Aaron = the ability to discriminate ppl.. especially in add maths
Wye Toong = the ability to morph into a giant hairy dude
Steph = the ability to NEVER DIE when she comes late in class
Joshua = the ability to make ppl laugh
Fion = the ability to laugh at almost anything

And to top it all of..

I like pie.. don't you steph?? :DD

American Pie~~ D:

American pie.. PWNED steph

Ngek ngek ngek

Oh ya

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON TAN

jst forget bout the scary thing and enjoy your day :DD

WOOHOO~!!

woohoo woohoo
lmao already high
bt seriously.. dont u jst love ryan higa??

Essay~??

English essay competition (or so they say)
5 questions, choose 1

1. Forgot
2. Opinion on whether teenagers only seek for entertainment *cough* pleasure *cough*
3. My early years
4. Open essay 0.o
5. Tomorrow

Most chose question 2 bt i chose question 4 cause "ideas" kept flowing into my head
Since it was an open essay i put alot of poppycock (nonsense) into it
I mixed:

Saw

Resident Evil

Ju-on

And of course.. our saviour

The ghost rider :D

Joshua : Teacher u got read chong's essay arh?

Hema : Yes i read everyones' essay.. Lots of nonsense and it ends with the ghost rider

Joshua : hahahahahaah

Epic~~

What do you get when u mix

and ur lisan??

Well.. you'll get something like this

Epicness of my lisan :D

It's Kotex baby Kotex

When the cat is away, the mice will play
So what if the girls are away?? Will the boys play??
YES BABY YES WE DID
We talked crap for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
So guys we mst always remember, never speak of this again okay?? :D

Laezeh~~

Due to some unforseen circumstances (me being lazy :D)
I didnt update for some time
Ahh who cares nothing to talk about anyways

Today was weird though
No mastina and shammy
Frigging moral teacher read frm text book (i oso can lah)
Me, josh and steph talked about sex (wait.. thats almost evryday)

Oh oh yaya 1 more
I screamed something in front of the class which is probably disturbing her right now (sry ya)


Stupid + pervert = stupid pervert??

Steph : You stupid pervert


Stupid alone i can take.. pervert alone i oso can take
Bt stupid pervert leh.. cant.. word feels new