Deep inside his epic head~~

Truely epic??

2009-06-11T07:48:00.000-07:00

u gotta admit.. this pic IS epic

i like this 1.. it gives u the picture of her not being.. well.. stephanie

SMILE :DD

It's Aliveee~~!!

2009-06-10T02:29:00.000-07:00

This blog that is..
No i'm not dead.. i was jst too "busy" with dumbass exams

Sry for leaving it dead for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
Well now u know that me = laezeh

My acc teacher said 1 week of holidays is a sin for us
How bout 2 weeks of holiday??

WOOHOO its experiment time~!!
Person A : 1 + 1 = 1824
Person B : 1 - 1 =- 5
Person C : 1 - 0 = 0
Person D : who am i? who are u?

btw these ppl arent 3-5 year olds
they are ppl that i know :DD

How bad we really are~~

2009-05-12T07:48:00.000-07:00

Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! says:
serious
bt then i corrupted fions mind
thats why she's so pervert sometimes
S T E P H A N I E says:
YOUU!
it was youu
lol
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! says:
yeah i apoligised to her already
i think 70% is my fault
S T E P H A N I E says:
hahahaha
30% i contribute also lah
ahahah
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! says:
haha
we're vry bad ppl

Yeah yeah we did that
We corrupted fion's innocent mind and soul with our negative thoughts

See see so innocent kan??

Exam~~

2009-05-12T07:34:00.000-07:00

In case u couldnt see the question..

Tulis suatu cerpen yang berakhir dengan petikan di bawah ini

... Aku menyesal atas apa yang berlaku. aku tidak mahu lagi peristiwa ini berulang lagi. Cukuplah sekadar apa yang telah berlaku. Pisang tidak akan berbuah dua kali

Write a story ending with:

"... We promised not to repeat the same mistakes again."

Me : Josh what u do for bm karangan?

Josh : I thought of doing cerita bt i did global warming

Me : What were u gonna write?

Josh : Rape case.. You?

Me : I did cerita.. illegal racing

The next day~~

Josh : Chong what u do for essay?

Me : Story.. you?

Josh : Story.. i wrote about drifting

Me : Lol i wrote about pregnancy

You wrote mine.. i wrote what u were thinking of writing XD

Oh God Why??

2009-05-07T07:31:00.000-07:00

Steph : Teacher teacher come teach me i dunno how to do
Cik Mastina : *looks at me* Boyfriend tak de ajar u ke?
Me & Steph : =.=

Michelle : Chong do u like steph?
Me : No
Michelle : Really??
Me : Yes

Oh God how long have i gone through this??
Why cant they understand that steph and i will nvr be together??
No wait.. we can.. WHEN THE WORLD IS FLAT
Ahh well used to it anyway
It cant be helped

Missing~~

2009-05-05T08:44:00.000-07:00

Wahahaha was a little emo at school
This was what i was thinking then~~

Something was missing~~
It was like there was no feel in school
Not jst today bt ever since the starting of this week
That random laughter we miss so much in class
Made me realise
Nothing was the same without her
Chia Hui misses you
I miss being high with you (no steph i dont miss you for the past 2 days :P)
To make it short the 4C misses you
Come back soon fion goon
We all miss you :(

Exam D:

2009-05-02T10:41:00.000-07:00

Mid term exam is coming~~
Wait it is??!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh *runs around in circles*
Do i care bout it?? No idea
I'll let u judge me

What i did in preparation of the exams:
DotA / Eat / Sleep (late) / Study (abit) / Listening to songs

Oh oh and wasting my time (like now)

Hmm.. i dont wanna fail.. and i dont wanna study
Screw laziness~~ it kills

A lesson for all:
Dont overstress, bad for health
Dont be TOO carefree, bad for life

3 years stuck with u is bad enough
Bt another 3 years??!!
God i'm taking psychology XD

Randommm~~

2009-04-30T09:10:00.000-07:00

18PL
The post ur about to see might offend u
So if you're easily offended, DONT READ THIS POST
And it's freakishly long bt jst bare with it
The randomness of we ppl (watch philip go) :

Part 1

[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
sumone celebrate labour day?
Joshua says:
philip
PhilipLee. says:
lol
Tat Wyng says:
*New Year early laaaa this year*
Joshua says:
wad happen
if
PhilipLee. says:
?
you shout fuck/'
lol
Joshua says:
your girlfren
PhilipLee. says:
?
Joshua says:
invite u
Tat Wyng says:
LOL
PhilipLee. says:
uh huh
Joshua says:
to
her room
= =

Part 2

Joshua says:
we are
sad
miserable
depressed
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
everyone seems so hyper
Joshua says:
gay
SINGLE
people
-.-
Tat Wyng says:
ouch
Joshua says:
WE ARE SINGLE
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! {Diabetes~??} says:
how bout virgins?
Joshua says:
DAMMIT
Tat Wyng says:
that hurt
PhilipLee. says:
bio until chpt what ?
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! {Diabetes~??} says:
4
PhilipLee. says:
we're singe
single
we 5 single guys with dicks that doesen't function

Part 3

PhilipLee. says:
why i so random
-.-
Joshua says:
no
4
1 functions
me
;D
PhilipLee. says:
hahaha
fine
get out
Tat Wyng says:
LOL
PhilipLee. says:
get out
shooo
this is the mandul clan
the UTEC
Joshua says:
LOL
Tat Wyng says:
WHO SAY NO FUNCTION
PhilipLee. says:
Unable To Erect Clan

Part 4

PhilipLee. says:
@_@
the mpd
Multi Purpose Dick. I think their dad saw what I wrote
HAHAHAHAHA
Tat Wyng says:
LOL

Part 5

[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
josh.. wan show e penis here?
Joshua says:
show la
LOL
Tat Wyng says:
dick got what other purpose
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
Based on my uptime, my e-Penis is 14.873000000000001 inches (37.777420000000006 cm) erect! My largest erection ever was 15.828000000000001 inches (40.203120000000005 cm)!
Happy Happy Yeah Yeah~!! {Diabetes~??} says:
wtf?
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
=)
Tat Wyng says:
true data my pk
by*
record down

Part 6

PhilipLee. says:
...
hurts
just so much
Joshua says:
speechless leh
heheh
PhilipLee. says:
ibarat dicucuk 100cucuk satay
Tat Wyng says:
why satay
[c=63][b]א ♂????† א[/b][/c=11] says:
random

Conclusion~~ randomness owns

Prom Night??!!

2009-04-27T04:05:00.000-07:00

Nono not yet =.=
What is prom night??
It's kinda like a ball where you take a girl with you and have fun
Okay i admit i dunno.. Never been to one
Oh shattap at least i know SOMETHING about it

Aaron : Hey what is prom night arh?
Me : It's like a ball where you take a girl and have fun
Aaron : Yerr mst do the "thing" arh?
Me : No lah
Aaron : Cannot go alone arh?
Me : No lah
Aaron : Can i bring wye toong??
Me : Girl lah my friend girl

(5 mins later)

Aaron : Hey prom night can bring parents arh?
Me : Hahahahaha

Yes ppl Aaron may be a straight A student
Bt his general knowledge is frigging low

Aaron Tan : Achievers~!!

2009-04-25T09:10:00.000-07:00

Lmao as seen in the title, it's hari anugerah cemerlang

Dad : Ei tomorrow u wake up like school day okay?
Me : Oh

So i did.. woke up at 5.30 am and i realised my dad was still sleeping
Then my mom said we leaving at 6.45
=.=

Then blah blah blah nothing important

FINAL PERFORMANCE = me blasting my ears with guitar solo :D
dad told me they werent that nice

Yan Xin.. why the hell u DIGI???
wanna do prank call oso cant scare $$ fly away

We Believe~~??

2009-04-21T08:55:00.000-07:00

There was once a saying that evry person is special in their own way
This is what i call special ability
Which also means i believe in this statement
Why??
No idea.. maybe cause of my imagination.. and ghost rider.. D:

Examples of people with special abilities:
Aaron = the ability to discriminate ppl.. especially in add maths
Wye Toong = the ability to morph into a giant hairy dude
Steph = the ability to NEVER DIE when she comes late in class
Joshua = the ability to make ppl laugh
Fion = the ability to laugh at almost anything

And to top it all of..

I like pie.. don't you steph?? :DD

American Pie~~ D:

2009-04-20T00:56:00.000-07:00

American pie.. PWNED steph

Ngek ngek ngek

Oh ya

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON TAN

jst forget bout the scary thing and enjoy your day :DD

WOOHOO~!!

2009-04-20T00:54:00.000-07:00

woohoo woohoo
lmao already high
bt seriously.. dont u jst love ryan higa??

Essay~??

2009-04-13T05:33:00.000-07:00

English essay competition (or so they say)
5 questions, choose 1

1. Forgot
2. Opinion on whether teenagers only seek for entertainment *cough* pleasure *cough*
3. My early years
4. Open essay 0.o
5. Tomorrow

Most chose question 2 bt i chose question 4 cause "ideas" kept flowing into my head
Since it was an open essay i put alot of poppycock (nonsense) into it
I mixed:

Saw

Resident Evil

Ju-on

And of course.. our saviour

The ghost rider :D

Joshua : Teacher u got read chong's essay arh?

Hema : Yes i read everyones' essay.. Lots of nonsense and it ends with the ghost rider

Joshua : hahahahahaah

Epic~~

2009-04-09T04:25:00.000-07:00

What do you get when u mix

and ur lisan??

Well.. you'll get something like this

Epicness of my lisan :D

It's Kotex baby Kotex

2009-04-07T08:28:00.000-07:00

When the cat is away, the mice will play
So what if the girls are away?? Will the boys play??
YES BABY YES WE DID
We talked crap for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
So guys we mst always remember, never speak of this again okay?? :D

Laezeh~~

2009-04-06T07:31:00.000-07:00

Due to some unforseen circumstances (me being lazy :D)
I didnt update for some time
Ahh who cares nothing to talk about anyways

Today was weird though
No mastina and shammy
Frigging moral teacher read frm text book (i oso can lah)
Me, josh and steph talked about sex (wait.. thats almost evryday)

Oh oh yaya 1 more
I screamed something in front of the class which is probably disturbing her right now (sry ya)

Stupid + pervert = stupid pervert??

Steph : You stupid pervert

Stupid alone i can take.. pervert alone i oso can take
Bt stupid pervert leh.. cant.. word feels new

Cursed??

2009-03-31T08:53:00.000-07:00

This exam SUCKS!!
It's a real heartbreaker cause evrytime i get good marks for 1 paper, the next will SUCK
Something like this:

Day 1~~ English 86/Sejarah 50
Day 2~~ Maths 73/Chemistry 95/Add maths 10 D:!
Day 3~~ BM 84/Physics 58

Wanna cry bt no tears, heart wanna break bt cant break.. so do what?? nothing loh
Now left bio and moral
Moral no need say wednesday sure wont get
Bio on friday

Lmao

2009-03-30T08:35:00.000-07:00

they say that a picture has many meanings.. well look at the pic and you'll know what it means

Gay lah most of the students in 4c hates me cause of some dumbass paper
Yes steph i know you hate me :D

There are two things i learnt today~~
1) Cik mastina thinks steph and i are/were a couple
(never was and never will.. one of the few things steph and i can actually agree on)
2) Whatever we can do today.. can be done next week
(the motto of our "excellent" moral teacher)

moral of the story~~
1) Pictures have alot of meanings.. so when a person has a picture of you.. DONT THINK NEGATIVE

2) Being friends with steph has alot of disadvantages
3) Being high has TOO MANY advantages

FLUFFY~~!!

2009-03-27T09:34:00.000-07:00

random title.. high again
eh who cares?

josh : today is gonna be a nice day cause it's not gonna rain

what's the result?? RAIN THE WHOLE DAY (puchong area.. dunno bout ur place)

got english today
Highest : 86

oh how ironic.. 3 ppl got highest and the 3 ppl sat together at that time too

josh : you PITY MARK go away!!
me : =.=

1st day~~

2009-03-23T05:30:00.000-07:00

1st day of exam~~

BM, ENGLISH AND HISTORY

For BM~~
Josh : Aiya i flunk my BM
Me : Why the questions so easy 1?? Bt then when i answer i know got wrong already

For english~~
Josh : The paper so easy lah close eye also can do
Me : Uhh.. why am i doing this again?? To prove i'm smarter than a std 5 student??
Phil : 1 question frm sonnet 18 i answer the grass is green and the sun is bright therefore we cannot look up to the sky

Epic answer phil.. nobody could have thought of that except you

For HISTORY~~
Josh : Sejarah FAIL
Steph : *shows thumbs up and smiles* good hoh??
Tat Wyng : Sejarah easier than BM lah
Me : No need say sure fail 1

Tomorrow add maths and modern maths..
Aaron : Aiya tomorrow i slowly kill all.. KILL ALL THE DISABLED PEOPLE

Earth Hour 2009

2009-03-21T07:15:00.000-07:00

He bullshitted alot.. bt he's still doing it
WILL YOU??

VOTE EARTH

2009-03-20T06:37:00.000-07:00

THIS IS THE WORLD’S FIRST GLOBAL ELECTION, BETWEEN EARTH AND GLOBAL WARMING.
On March 28 you can VOTE EARTH by switching off your lights for one hour. Or you can vote global warming by leaving your lights on.
The results of the election are being presented at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009. We want one billion votes for Earth, to tell world leaders that we have to take action against global warming.

I'm doing it.. WILL YOU??

Jokes

2009-03-18T10:28:00.000-07:00

Ahh jokes.. lame or not, old or new.. there will always be jokes for as long as we live
Honestly the lamest of the lame when it comes to lame jokes has gotta be malay jokes
Maybe it's jst me or it's jst i don't like the slang bt i find malay jokes not funny at all
It's all so freaking lame like macho chickens and something like that
Bt i did find something really dumb

Seorang wanita dalam usia awal 40an datang berjumpa doktor dengan wajah yang muram durja seraya berkata, "suami saya begitu dingin sejak akhir-akhir ini.., saya perlukan pertolongan dari tuan".

"Kenapa puan tidak mencuba viagra ?, ia suatu penemuan hebat di abad ini!" ujar doktor tersebut.

"Ok,.. saya akan cuba.." kata wanita tersebut sambil berlalu.

Keesokan harinya datang lagi wanita tersebut dengan muka yang merah padam berjumpa doktor tersebut sambil berkata "sungguh memalukan!..sungguh memalukan!".

Sambil terkejut doktor itu berkata "..kenapa, tak berkesankah?"

"Oh tidak tuan doktor, kesannya amat semerta.. sambil minum petang semalam, saya ikut nasihat doktor.. setelah menghabiskan minuman, mukanya bertukar menjadi merah, terus menghumbankan semua isi meja ke lantai, merentap skirt saya dan mem..bla..bla..bla.. di atas meja makan itu juga !. ianya berlangsung hampir satu jam dan ini permainan yang paling hebat pernah saya rasa sejak 20 tahun lalu ..!".

"Habis.. apa masalahnya?" tanya doktor kehairanan.

"Yelah.. mana saya nak letak muka dengan ibu, ayah, mertua, anak-anak dan pembantu rumah saya !!! kami sedang minum petang bersama-sama !!.

See fion leave it to me to find bullshit like this
An eye for an eye so i got this frm fion

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour?” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

yeah yeah that's my goon goon =X
still vry high since yesterday

What we did today

2009-03-18T00:54:00.000-07:00

Huhu woke up at 6.40.. recieved a call frm zhexin at 7.20
Changed the game from 8 to 9 cause it was raining
Wong most pro.. the fella 7.20 reached court.. MBS COURT
Everyone frm SBS came.. we were waiting for MBS so we played among ourselves as a warm up
LamPu came!! God knows why he came. 5 mins in the warm up game he said he sprain his hand
When MBS came we started our match and asked him to count time
Whenever we ask him got count time or not he said got
Honestly he looks like he's watching PORN other than counting time
At half time LamPu say he go "eat" bt looked more like he went to cc =.=
LamPu you tada computer at home kah? Got right? Then why come at all? Might as well stay home and not come =.=
Eh no worries his presense was not felt anyways

FINAL SCORE
SBS 38 - 30 MBS

SBS won.. we own =X

Wahai sayangku yang cantik seperti bunga dan suci manalah kau?? Saya rindu akan engkau =X
I think i can hear someone shouting COLD!!
Anyway you asked me to call you at 2pm bt no answer.. call at 3pm oso dont have
Where are you?? I miss you.. okay okay sudah high high sry sry

High High XD

2009-03-18T00:45:00.000-07:00

Aih yesterday was a strange day...
Got SUPER HIGH and did alot of stupid stuff

Q : What is the most random thing a person to do when he's high?
A : Call someone he knows for 5/6 years darling

Ahh thank God she understands that i was high if not i would DIE on the spot
Like this scenario:

Lch : 3 words 8 letters.. starts with I ends with U
Steph : Fuck you!!

Ahh steph's favourite words.. Truely an epic

Phobia

2009-03-13T02:26:00.000-07:00

Everybody has phobias.. It could be:
Phobia on bugs
Phobia on closed areas
Phobia on crowds
Phobia on Steph =X
and phobia on girls???

As for me.. last 2 phobias are mine (yes yes i know i'm lame)
And no my phobia on girls didn't start frm her

Gotta admit.. both of them combined makes it scary

Ah anyway phobia on girls only starts when i play sports AGAINST GIRLS

Especially ball games. Why??

Hmm.. lets jst say there are some actions which are forbidden to do on girls bt okay on guys. Already had bad experience on this.. jst ask josh

Irony

2009-03-12T09:24:00.000-07:00

Ohh the irony
Josh's favourite word :D

Dad : If you're good at physics you should be good in add maths too cause they're related
Josh : I love add maths bt i hate physics
Aaron : 5 hours of add maths of add maths won't sleep bt 1 hour of physics makes me wanna sleep

=.= add maths related to physics kah??
gotta agree on 1 thing though
my add maths tuition teacher is married to my physics tuition teacher =X
truely an example of add maths is related to physics

Tuesday Blues

2009-03-10T02:45:00.001-07:00

Ahh Tuesday..
God i hate tuesdays!! Just ask any1 frm 4C. Believe me they would say they hate tuesdays
Why?? Well for starters we have PHYSICS, BIOLOGY AND CHEMISTRY!!! So yeah how can u possibly survive 1 whole day going to 3 different labs?? (which btw is at 3 different floors)
Well anywayz gotta go need to find sajak bout dadah =.=
See ya!!

Camp

2009-03-08T07:47:00.000-07:00

Before I start:-
Hope ur back is okay Fion
Thx Samuel for the pics
and thx guys for not KILLING phone

FIRST DAY

Reached school at 5 something with sam, met tat wyng, kah chun and lam lam
Then we went into library to register
Wanna know what we learnt at the camp??
Nah

0.o showing what han chung??

Fion's monkey WeeWee XD

Fion with 2 "ghosts"

(Don't ask how i got this shot.. only God knows)

Tiara, Pak Kee and Tat Wyng

No explanation needed XD

Then we listened to taklimat blah blah yada yada
Once finished, we were gonna sleep until something caught our eyes..

me: han chung u wearing ur boxers to sleep arh?
hc: no lah not boxers it's shorts lah
(Honestly i think it's boxers.. flowery one XD)

SECOND DAY

Woke up 5.10, was dam bloody cold cause slept in library with 2 air-con blowing at me =.=
Ah well at least got kah chun for company

Subassh and Kah Chun

Pak Kee, Subassh, Kah Chun and Lam
(Lam wanna counter?? I don't think so)

Melvin, Han Chung and Samuel

Tat Wyng.. dam blur

Hoi got leng lui nvr tell me??!! =X

0.o Pak Kee buat apa dgn Sharon??

Then bus came and so we left for dusun eko resort
Wanted to save battery cause SOMEBODY forgot to bring charger and SOME GUYS played with my phone until 23% left
Ahh nvm we jst crapped alot anyway
Reached there and took the keys to our "chalet"
Shared room with Pak Kee, Erwin and Fadzrul
Then we did an OBSTACLE COURSE
Was vry FUN cause there was 1 part that we needed 2 crawl on mud.. vry dirty though bt who cares??
At night, did activities in a group
Was in same group with Fion, Yan Xin and Erwin and some other ppl which i forgot their names (sry ya)
Needed to do a sketsa which also means short drama (or something like that)
Plan was like this:

Theme : PSS (so obvious)
No. of ppl performing : 8
PSS ppl : 4
Witness : 1
Probates : 2
Teacher : 1

4+1+2+1=8 :D

oh btw the teacher was the first ever lala gay teacher.. yes u heard me FIRST EVER LALA GAY TEACHER so don't ask who acted this dumbass character cause u would probably know the answer anyway.

Should have seen the look on En. Nik's face when he saw the "teacher" holding fion's bag (the white 1 that looks a little lala).. PRICELESS
Too bad teacher took away all the cameras and handphones so i can't show it to you
Ate supper cause was SUPER HIGH and hardly ate. Slept at around 12 something.

THIRD DAY (FINAL DAY)

Woke up at 6.. on fan and felt so cold so we off the fan almost immediatly.
(And i actually woke up at 1 point complainig it was so dam hot)

IT WAS SO DAMN FREEZING COLD until my bottle actually felt like it jst came out frm the fridge.
Went jungle tracking on a hill.. took God knows how long jst 2 reach the "point" of the hill cause someone complained that they can't go any longer =.=

Stayed there for awhile doing dumbass things like answering teka-teki and some other stupid things. Pak Kee got FIRST BLOOD.. leech went through his sock

Then we went down the hill.. took so damn bloody long.. wait i don't think u get how long, it was this LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGG
until 1 dumbass guide threaten us to cut us.
My message to that guide:
YOU ARE WELCOMED TO CUT OUR LINE IF U CAN BT GUESS WHAT?? U CAN'T SO SHUT UR DAMN BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE IT GETS BLOODY BY "ACCIDENT"

Oh and our school broke the record for the LONGEST time taken to finish the whole thing.. 4 hours.. give urself a clap =X
Changed and got onto the bus.
Everyone was tired so i took this opportunity and took pics of them sleeping with sam's camera
This guy was the first to sleep

Pity him.. So tired until sleep like that

Ahahaha Fion yes that's you Fion that's YOU

None was shown mercy.. see got teachers' sleeping pics

Reached school at 3 something than came home

Test Test

2009-03-05T02:29:00.000-08:00

Hoho test test only.. if can see and can work only will start blogging soon

WARNING TO ALL this blog may contain alot of crap

so just bear with me and as i will TRY to do whatever i can to decrease the amount of crap. Until then, chiaoz